Perfect & Cynical. Highly Unusual.

haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog:

this is how everybody in england look

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

gallusrostromegalus:

vampiricyoshi:

neilnevins:

neilnevins:

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

I felt compelled

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

(via ruinedchildhood)

commiegf:

one direction was right… she’s insecure

(via zouisvibez)

spookaroniandcheese:

what even was this show

(via ruinedchildhood)

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

aidashakur:

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

(via zouisvibez)

girlkisser:

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

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nekropoli:

banesvoice:

toralei:

trilogy

Are there no fucking butterflies in japan 

(via ruinedchildhood)

lordbyronsays:

i am, as the poets say, a mess

(via zouisvibez)

daftplunk:

frogfuckboi:

y'all think about love?

Every Single Waking Fucking Day Do I Think About Love

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toastpotent:

scumfuckus:

scumfuckus:

my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence

if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason

your dad is a fucking innovator

(via dnddork)